As many of you know, apples are pretty cool.
The apple is the forbidden fruit, Washington's cash crop, as well as a handy way to keep the doctor away. They are also a fruit, which is where my main problem with them lies. The apples of yesterday were made entirely of fruit parts, mashed together, and slid neatly into a crunchy skin of either red or green coloring; much like how sausage is made but with fruit. But no longer must you suffer with such fruity fruit, I have found the remeatdy.
I present to you, drumroll please, The Meatnificent, Ham-Apple!
Like the beguiling butterfly emerging from its bland cocoon, so too has the common apple completed a magical meatamorphosis.
Goodnight and sleep tight my faithful meaters, I shall return to you soon.
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