To begin, lets face facts; the nation of Grease is in some deep economic excrement. The country is falling apart and its dragging the rest of Gyrope down with it.
Austerity isn't producing prosperity and the EU banks aren't constructing comfort. The only hope for Grease is to assemble the Lambformer!
Herculean skewers of gyro meat will make up the arms and legs with a prodigious pita torso situated in between them. On top will sit a lettuce head with glowing red tomato eyes. Tzatziki blood will course through its veins with Shai LaBeouf at the center as its beating heart.
It will also double as a LAMBorghini
The Lambformer will lead, the Lambformer will feed, the Lambformer will redistribute wealth.
The Lambformer will solve the Gyropean Debt Crisis.
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