A
holiday where they go around and get candy from strangers’ houses?! That is
just stupid.
As
the friend of many dentists, and one who cares meatly about the health of
all children, I urge you to quit this ghastly practice. Instead, do
the right thing. Make a healthy choice and give the children what they need.
Meat.
Candy
ruins teeth and leads to early onset diabetes; meat on the other hand warms the
heart and improves your chances of living forever.
So
this Halloween instead of giving out Twix and Reeces, bake up a platter of
ground beef, kids love handfuls of ground beef. Don't give out Whoppers;
give out a Whopper.
And replace your Gummy Bears, with fresh bear meat!
I’m
off to bake a fresh batch of meatsicles and to finalize my Lady Gaga inspired
meat-tux.
Watch out for porktergeists and the grim meater and remember, Trick-or-Meat.
Happy Halloween
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